My horoscope for Tuesday:

Capricorn Nov 30 2010
Whether you’re in search of the perfect job, the ideal friendship, or a wonderful marriage, you cannot attract it if you aren’t honest with yourself and with those who are critical to your pursuit. You may be playing a role now, Capricorn. You want to be the person that a potential job, or friend, or marriage partner would need you to be. But you can really only be who you are. If you were to attract someone while you were playing a role, then it would not last. And, even if it did, it would not be fulfilling. Be yourself now, and you will find your heart’s desire.

My translation?

So if I want an agent and a book deal, I need to stop pretending I can spell?

Awesome.

Official Announcement:

Dear Publishing World and Future Agent,

I can write. But let’s face facts, here. I suck at this spelling business. (Note the spelling of Apocalypse in my comment on Juliette’s  #zombiesurvivalcrew post here. What I actually wrote kind of resembles Alpaca Piss. Hey, at least it’s entertaining for you.) Once we both admit I only think I have caught my typos (Say it with me now: Post Mama Muff Top!) and you have to deal with everything that made it through, the world will be a happier place.

There…now that we have that out of the way, I’m off to email and blog stalk myself. Which reminds me. I also have no shame.

So! Where do I sign?

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  2 Responses to “The Stars Say…”

  1. From the mouth and fingers of the pubic relations typo Queen!!!

    I fell out of my chair giggling over this!!

    *heart* you!!!

  2. LMFAO! You crack me up, woman.

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