Random Rambling with a point (which makes it not so random, but work with me, here.)
*I lost the baby weight.
*All 40 plus pounds of it.
*It only took me about three and a half years. But who’s counting?
*I am.
*Shut up.
My waistline is purty.
*Hello HOUR GLASS!
*Bu-bye, muffin top.
*Mama needs a new pair of capris! (Size 14 in the petite section at Coldwater Creek, please)
*Because?
*I am obviously the word’s tallest midget measuring in at 5’6” with legs that probably belong on an Oompa Loompa.
*Also?
*I outgrew (undergrew?) the selection at Lane Bryant
*Is that even a word?
*I am still waiting for the parade in my honor, people
*Still waiting…
*I have kicked my sweet tooth to the curb, embraced clean eating, and am all about embracing my inner hippy self
*Which? Means yoga for my insides and homemade soaps and lotions for my outsides
*Someone talk me out of opening my own Etsy store!
*No, really. I’m serious.
*Deadly serious.
*I have a cucumber and lemon habit.
*And an orange habit.
*Which is better than the mall pretzel habit I had when I was pregnant with Buttercup.
*And you know, for the two years after I pushed her out my hoo-ha.
*The Husband thinks I am HAWT.
*Like, for realz and not in that I love you no matter what you look like kind of way.
*Yes, I am only a little bit shallow.
*It’s okay. He is a lot a bit shallow.
*Yes, he freely admits this.
*Which is ironic because now that I am rocking my sexy self again
*He
*wants
*to
*knock
*me
*up
*again.
*Wait for it, because that isn’t the punch line….
*This is…
*I agreed to try and went to the fertility doc and started popping Clomid like Tic Tacs.
*And now? We wait…
*And practice.
*He likes it when I tell him we have, ahem, homework.
*And I tell my waistline I love her every night before I go to sleep.
*Just
*in
*case.
The End
You know how to lose the weight. You’re healthy and that will make a pregnancy so much easier. I have my fingers crossed!
Good luck!
thanks amanda and katrina!
OMGAWD! Loving the capris comment, and the GREAT LUCK on the babymaking stuff. This kind of homework is pretty awesome,too!
Wendy-the husband is not arguing.
Have fun with all the practice homework! I hope that you are able to conceive soon. Congratulations on having a rocking waistline!!!
Shannon-thank you. I need to get back to EXACTLY where I was in this post but it’s all good.
As another one of the world’s tallest midgets, I. feel. your. pain!
Capris… you mean those things that other people wear that hit mid-calf-ish that I wear as regular pants because that’s how I roll? (And roll and roll)
This time something is different. You know the hard work and dedication it takes to lose the weight. And you know how to rock that hawt, hawt body. I have full confidence in your baby making and baby weight losing abilities.
Fingers crossed for a good appointment!
Laura! One of my Peeps!
Maybe we can throw Larabars at your parade, because yes you deserve a parade. Fingers crossed for a bun in the oven. Just think this time you are rocking healthy and your waistline should jump back quicker. Oh, I’m getting excited for you!
Megan, I’ve put on a bit since that post but I’m back on track and focusing on today on out. Thanks for the vote of confidence and larabars at my parade? yes please!