If you give a writer an idea, she’ll probably ask for some inspiration to go with it.
When you give her the inspiration, she might procrastinate on Twitter for a bit.
Making up new hashtags and ignoring auto DMS will make her lose track of time so you’ll give her a well-intentioned Facebook threat to get back to writing which she will miss because she was on Google +.
When she finally sees your GET BACK TO WRITING status update, she’ll decide you meant her blog. So she’ll post there about how hard she’s working on her book.
Then she will post her blog link on Twitter and Facebook and Google + and a random gas station bathroom wall and get sucked into talking about writing again, specifically, how much time it takes.
She’ll eventually toggle back to her manuscript document and promise herself to dive in but the blinking cursor will scare her away again.
She’ll decide she needs to go read a book instead.
First, she’ll browse her e-book library.
Then she’ll glance through her hard copy collection sitting on her nightstand.
She might even open one of them up and get lost in someone else’s words.
After she reads, she’ll want to interview her characters.When they start talking back, she’ll smile bigger and hunch over her keyboard just a bit more intently.
When her favorite character reveals her love for four-inch stilettos, she’ll want to go shoe shopping.
She’ll want you to come, too.
It’s research, and her accountant will wonder why he was crazy enough to accept a writer as a client.
You’ll take her to Dress Barn because who just buys a new pair of shoes for that really big date with the main character’s love interest? She’ll update her Facebook status about how much she loves research. She mentally works the outfit into her chapter five and saves the receipts to piss off her accountant.
She’ll want to head to Starbucks next. You’ll order a Tall Skinny Half-Calf Mochaccino with soy milk, and she’ll ask for a Venti Iced Green Tea with three honeys. You will both proceed to ignore each other in real life while tweeting each other online and pretend you don’t notice chairs scraping the floor as other customers move just a bit further away from your table as you randomly break into seemingly uncharacteristically synchronized laughter.
This only makes you both laugh harder. At the same time. Then you’ll sip your Mochaccino and she’ll slurp on her Green Tea.
The Green Tea will remind her that the main character’s love interest’s mother loves a a squeeze of lemon in her own teacup. She’ll ask you for a notebook.
First, she’ll scribble a few notes. Then she’ll give you back your notebook and tweet that her muse lives on Starbucks.
When Starbucks closes, you’ll be the last to leave.
On the way home, she’ll read you the funniest comments on her blog post about how hard writing her book is from her iPhone email app. Then she’ll want to share her responses to the original comments.
When you get home, she’ll ask for that notebook again. She might even find the page she scribbled her notes on.
Seeing the notes will remind her of the inspiration that got her going. She’ll probably ask you to beta. And chances are,
if you give her any encouragement,
she’ll get a new idea to go with it.