I think it’s probably safer for all of us if I just start ordering my groceries. I don’t follow celeb news. I swear I don’t. It just kind of screams at me from the magazine racks when I’m in line to check out.

 

 

I always wondered what the bullies on the playground did when they grew up. Also? People, celebrity or not, are SUPPOSED to look like they don’t have make up on when they DON’T HAVE MAKE UP ON, you asshats. #sothere #bodyimage

And for the record? This is me. Without make up. Or the damn I’m supposed to be giving about the fact that I don’t have any on.

 

The raised eyebrow is for the editor who said “to hell with it” when they realized it was a slow news day. Next month might I suggest a cover with pictures of therapists without make up on? Because this month’s readers are gonna need one, you idiot.
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  2 Responses to “This is What Happens When You Let Me Blog While I Should Be Sleeping”

  1. This is spot on. I see those magazine articles — and the ones that show the cellulite backsides — and thank God I’m not even remotely popular in my neighbor much less small town. Who would want a photo of their backside staring at people one at the conveyor belt? You look great without make up btw.
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  2. Rock it Pauline, rock it!!! Preach it!!!! Make-up is not required to be attractive! Who cares if a celebrity has make-up on or not???? Did they post pictures of Brad Pitt without make-up??? No, I didn’t thing so!!! Rolling my eyes in a major way!

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