My child is driving me batty. The Husband doesn’t understand this, of course, but he also didn’t understand why I started crying when the ultrasound tech told me I was having a girl, either. The bottom line was, quite frankly, that raising me almost broke my mother and I was feeling preemptively sorry for myself.
I love my girl. With a fierceness that explains all that Mama Bear protecting her cub stuff. Think Merida and Queen Elinor in Brave. Think of your own girl and how you love her and are drove to banging your head into a wall in what probably equates to an even 50/50 split.
Think of all of the parenting milestones that no one ever tells you about. Like how one day your sweet little girl, bedecked in bows and too much pink, will suddenly (and without warning) outgrow crabby into bratty then boom–bratty morphs into bitchy and you’re left wondering how in hell you’re going to survive when the child who is five realizes she has hormones and starts trying to negotiate for a later curfew and the keys to the car.
The Husband is clueless. The child is pouting and pissy and arguing everything you say for the sake of arguing before she realizes she’s totally against no TV for a week, no iPad for two, and has no interest in that pony you were going to buy her tomorrow just because and then you have to try not to laugh because it was funny even if she’s now pissed off even more that you are the meanest mom ever because you won’t buy her a fucking pony.
So you open up your browser, log into Facebook, and tell perfect strangers who sometimes get it more than those that know you ever will how your day is going. And this is what it looks like.